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lylaofthesun:

gigglingdoodles:

lugidog:

crudehunter:

<— Water
Captain America Plush —> 
WAT. WAT?

<— Stupidest Sayings Calendar
GPS —>
… that GPS is possessed, man, it makes sense…

Left: A BOOKSHELF.
Right: A FAN. IT WILL BLOW THE PAGES WHILE I AM TRYING TO READ. DIE EVIL FAN.

Left: A table with various objects on it. 
Right: An umbrella.
So, uh. I’m Various Object Table Woman, who gets defeated by Umbrella Man. Fabulous. 

Left: Zodiac poster.
Right: Key.
OH LOOK IT’S ZODIAC MAN OH SHIT KEY WOMAN APPEARED AND NOW HE IS DEAD :(

lylaofthesun:

gigglingdoodles:

lugidog:

crudehunter:

<— Water

Captain America Plush —> 

WAT. WAT?

<— Stupidest Sayings Calendar

GPS —>

… that GPS is possessed, man, it makes sense…

Left: A BOOKSHELF.

Right: A FAN. IT WILL BLOW THE PAGES WHILE I AM TRYING TO READ. DIE EVIL FAN.

Left: A table with various objects on it. 

Right: An umbrella.

So, uh. I’m Various Object Table Woman, who gets defeated by Umbrella Man. Fabulous. 

Left: Zodiac poster.

Right: Key.

OH LOOK IT’S ZODIAC MAN OH SHIT KEY WOMAN APPEARED AND NOW HE IS DEAD :(

(Source: tatermo)

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